History's Best(?) Couples - Valentine's Day Special

4 feb. 2021
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Celebrate Valentine's Day with a look at some of the best couples in history. Well, "Best" is a stretch - definitely most entertaining - but the pairings on display today are FAR from healthy. Enjoy the slow descent into insanity that is "Me Discussing These Stories".
SOURCES & Further Reading: Suetonius' "Twelve Caesars", Plutarch's "Parallel Lives: Julius Caesar", "China: A History" by John Keay, "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" by Bai Juyi, Smithsonian Magazine & Biography.com entries on Marie Antoinette & Louis XVI.
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  • Oops! Looks like Blue scheduled this video about ten hours early. Nobody panic! -R

    Overly Sarcastic ProductionsOverly Sarcastic ProductionsAcum 3 luni
    • Panic!

      LaquelectroLaquelectroAcum 2 Zile
    • The only thing he couldn't smash was.... Gawd, awesome.

      The Most Civilized SavageThe Most Civilized SavageAcum 20 Zile
    • 9 days early LMAO

      OCT2108BOIOCT2108BOIAcum lună
    • The big blurb of text at 9:48 could easily be its own video

      Años luzAños luzAcum 2 luni
    • @Lord Flemeings • 97 years ago [edited]___ dude the actual fuck is your name this is what makes me truly panic

      Cultist of unnCultist of unnAcum 3 luni
  • "The real tragedy is the loss of good governance." [Nods in Han Fei]

    Björn CzaiaBjörn CzaiaAcum 4 Zile
  • Content warning: 7:51 - Border Gore

    Chaossoul87Chaossoul87Acum 4 Zile
  • “Anything is more interesting than this vapid bathroom mania.” Is a very good line.

    Black Diamond QueerBlack Diamond QueerAcum 5 Zile
  • American history’s cutest couple Aaron Burr and Theodosia.

    Lindsay CutterLindsay CutterAcum 7 Zile
  • Blue should do Juana Azurduy de Padilla and her husband Manuel Ascencio Padilla, independance heroes of Bolivia who also helped Argentina's revolution. Their history is tragic and impresive, and very little people know of it.

    Abby GabyAbby GabyAcum 8 Zile
  • Dude you went to China and didn't even mention all those times the attempt to sabotage a neighbouring kingdom is literally just "yeah. Send him some women" like damn that happened _surprisingly_ often lol. Or that time a guy wanting political power so giving the Prince's betrothed with another woman in secret and gave the poor princess to the King got the kingdom conquered. Or that time a King's attempt to get one of his wives(concubines? I forgot the details) whom he stole - ew - to smile by lighting signaling pyres that are to indicate that the Xiongnu are invading to summon all his generals and their armies got his entire kingdom conquered by said Xiongnu when they did turn up. Or- I'll stop myself there. There's a lot of hilarious bs in Chinese history when you think of it lol. Edit: iirc interestingly, An Lushan is given to 杨贵妃 as a sort of adoptive son by Li Linfu, who wanted to fill all the powerful positions in the government with non-Han, i.e. 'lesser', people so no one can take his position. iirc, there's were so many hints that An Lushan was getting ready for a rebellion, but Xuanzong just liked him so much, so he basically ignored all of it until they were all driven out. Also interestingly, An Lushan's whole thing was rather successful, but somewhere along the line, he was assassinated by his son because his son wanted to more power. His son was then overthrown by one of An Lushan's generals, Shi Siming, who lead the rebellion for a few years... before getting assassinated by his son for the exact same reason.

    Nicole CaiNicole CaiAcum 10 Zile
  • It was not "fine" to be gay and bisexuality was not the norm; this is horrific misinformation and ignorance.

    savsavAcum 10 Zile
  • When czar nikki was made czar there was a stampede at his coronation that killed s thousand people. The reason for this stampede? The people were afraid they would run out of beer and pretzels sooo stampede. Definitely a bad omen.

    James ScannellJames ScannellAcum 11 Zile
  • YOU GOOFED BOY . . . "runing" 11:46

    Nymbus CumuloNymbus CumuloAcum 11 Zile
    • im just kidding, thank you for the video ~

      Nymbus CumuloNymbus CumuloAcum 11 Zile
  • 9:48 Louis the VIX = Basically blanche Julio Gomez

    Walter BigsbyWalter BigsbyAcum 12 Zile
  • Ahh Nepotism

    The Gr1m Floop GreenThe Gr1m Floop GreenAcum 12 Zile
  • xuanzong is just a simp

    theiromiatheiromiaAcum 12 Zile
  • People (and the records they produced) are hyper focused on rulers sex lives because that is their PRIMARY function. The first thing they’re taught, especially the women, is that they aren’t secure in their throne until they are 1) married, and 2)have a male child (depending on where, but that was the majority opinion) with their spouse. Even ruling their Kingdoms, Empires, Caliphates etc was second to producing a legitimate heir to the throne.

    Psychologymajor PTSDPsychologymajor PTSDAcum 13 Zile
  • 7:10 The first line of the song of everlasting sorrow was mentioning the Han dynasty but it's pointed at the Tang emperor. In Chinese literature mentioning the name of your emperor or dynasty is a little bit of a no no and can get you Sima Qianed if the emperor is having a bad day. So Han, the previously long lasting dynasty became a synonym for the ruling dynasty.

    Lin lawsonLin lawsonAcum 15 Zile
  • So no bottom's rights. 🙃😩

    v. marco q.v. marco q.Acum 17 Zile
  • “Cheekbones McGee”

    Flynn HarrisonFlynn HarrisonAcum 19 Zile
  • Julius Ceasar, the James T. Kirk of Rome. King Louis, the modern day trekker of France.

    Derek BatesDerek BatesAcum 20 Zile
  • "It sounds like the only thing Caesar couldn't smash was *Parthia*! Am I right, lads? ...Wow, that was dumb." That wasn't dumb at all! I enjoy a witty history joke. It's right up there with Colbert's "I hope that stings worse than the Great Schism of 1054!"

    Tyler BoyceTyler BoyceAcum 21 o Zi
  • Its so weird how famous the "let them eat cake" thing is but like... Its a translation. Marie Antoinette never actually said this because she's french. She would have no reason to say an english thing to her french people. Plus, what she MIGHT have actually said is "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche" which in no way means "let them eat cake". It would be more like "Then they'll eat buns" because brioche is a specific pastry, not cake. Not to mention that the translation makes it seem like she said "allow them to eat cake" when she said something more like "they have no more bread so they can just eat buns instead". Its a bit hard to tranlate honestly but "let them eat cake" is just a lousy ass translation.

    Micah GuillemetteMicah GuillemetteAcum 23 Zile
  • In short morality and good sense is necessary to make sure you don't self destruct and destroy everything around you including all your hard work and country if you have one.

    Andres MarreroAndres MarreroAcum 26 Zile
  • Why have I not been watching these until now?

    IcekreamkatIcekreamkatAcum 27 Zile
  • For those curious, you should really reeeeeeeeally read the accounts of one Jean Valois and the diamond incident with Antoinette, shit reads like The Enquirer before it was even a thing, they're disturbingly delightful

    Jacob SortonJacob SortonAcum lună
  • You thought it was a love story, but it was me! The decline of good governance.

    Omni CupidOmni CupidAcum lună
  • “Julius Ceaser, Every Woman’s man and every man’s woman” I love this man

    Mon trainer ash DMon trainer ash DAcum lună
  • Tsarevitch Alexander the 3rd of Russia and Princess Dagmar of Denmark!

    Maria FyodorovnaMaria FyodorovnaAcum lună
  • The chinese couple kinda reminds me a little of how things worked in Genji Monogatari

    Nico KrasnowNico KrasnowAcum lună
  • Bai Juyi's poetry was scathing at first but becomes calmer and more melancholic. At first, he discredited the emperor who put the entire situation to himself, but near the end, Bai Juyi appreciated their love. He mixed realism at first but more and more confident to use mythological scenario later.

    Kurorito 1123Kurorito 1123Acum lună
  • The true greatest couple is eren and freedom

    Brindha AnandBrindha AnandAcum lună
  • IOlOlOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI

    gungunsana.Mgungunsana.MAcum lună
  • What did we learn? Ceasar was a verse top

    KostasKostasAcum lună
  • So what you are telling me is .... Julius Caesar was a bottom I ned a second to process that one

    Suriya DSuriya DAcum lună
    • Well a switch. Adaptable to to the situation, so somewhat on brand for him.

      hp08nk14hp08nk14Acum 18 Zile
  • Aww I’m so used to reading about sad or tragic historical marriages I was hoping to hear about some that went right!

    ZerculesZerculesAcum lună
  • China has one bad couple to rule them all: Daji and Zhou/Di Xin. Daji was a sadistic manipulator that would disgust even Dé Sade himself. Xin was a simp who catered to her every, horrifying whim. Oh and don’t worry, that inflicting of pain was DEFINITELY a bedroom thing for her. Xin was no better in response to her, unsurprising, infidelity; killing her suitor then feeding the ground up remains to the father, Ji Chang. After imprisoning Ji, the youngest Chang son would lead a rebellion with the people, and with the help of the military of the Shang dynasty itself (they turned at the first chance they could, go figure, almost makes you think Machiavelli was wrong). The whole affair ends with Zhou pulling a cowards way out, by fire (self-immolation), and Daji getting the chopping block. ... and scene.

    N AN AAcum lună
  • Liu Bei and Sun Shang Xiang!

    DeathGodRikuDeathGodRikuAcum lună
  • Where did you get that map

    Abhi VisAbhi VisAcum lună
  • This brings back memories of Mike Duncan’s podcast series on the French Revolution. Poor Louis the 16th and Marie. They happened to be monarchs at the worst possible time.

    Douglas W. EdwardsDouglas W. EdwardsAcum lună
  • how do you not mention Shah Jahan building the Taj Mahal for his dead wife then cut the hands of every worker to ever worked on it so another couldn't be made again just to marry her sister .. only to be overthrowned and imprisoned by his son. AND we still call it a love story for god knows what reason XD

    Priya BajajPriya BajajAcum 2 luni
  • Blue's To-Do list: Ponder Duomo Feed Cleo (his cat) Discuss Sappho Dunk on Caesar The first one is just very on brand for him.

    Parker McCalipParker McCalipAcum 2 luni
  • When Louise tries too get to Marie but parlament sees: OOOOOOooooOoo

    Beaver PersonBeaver PersonAcum 2 luni
  • These mfs thousand of years old and get more then me smh

    Vasile MihaiVasile MihaiAcum 2 luni
  • 7:00

    big cloverbig cloverAcum 2 luni
  • The reason that the poem is set in the Han dynasty:1. It's still in Tang dynasty,so talking about the emperor's grandfather is not quite emmm?(I have no accurate words to describe this but I think you know)2. It's a different version of the history,a more romantic story without the part of his sons wife and other things 3. The author Baijuyi was an excellent poet,so we just focus on his touching and beautiful words(in Chinese),now think about the story itself,it's really weird (≖_≖ )

    秃头少女秃头少女Acum 2 luni
  • 9:49 The way my Euro teacher put it was the a queens ONLY duty in life is to make babies. When Marie Antoinette wasn’t doing her sole purpose in life, people talked. What’ll happen if there no king to France after all?

    Muffin ButtonMuffin ButtonAcum 2 luni
  • C is for Caesar... but it's also for cinaedus!

    Tess AureaTess AureaAcum 2 luni
  • Just to be clear, the son that became emperor was a different son than Yang’s husband.

    Tucker, lvl.37Tucker, lvl.37Acum 2 luni
  • wait, are both Blue and Red ace?

    Paola Elizabeth MoralesPaola Elizabeth MoralesAcum 2 luni
  • The "et matrem tuam, brutus" kills me, considering the love italians have for "yo moma" insults😂

    Gaialudovica AngeloniGaialudovica AngeloniAcum 2 luni
  • Here's a topic for the next history hijinks the seige of tripoli in 642

    Abdullah OudaAbdullah OudaAcum 2 luni
  • 11:51 I came to that conclusion when I was a toddler. It doesn't get better with time. I'm just glad the justice purge hasn't happened to *me* yet.

    D1g1beast Pr1meD1g1beast Pr1meAcum 2 luni
  • If I was Xuanzong's son, I would've killed him at the very beginning of the story... Not to mention asking the son to fight the rebellions he himself created 😂

    Tarek MTarek MAcum 2 luni
  • The Julius Caesar pun made me snort and wake my dog.

    Coffee and SarcasmCoffee and SarcasmAcum 2 luni
  • caesar was a fuckin bottom

    siobhannicolsonsiobhannicolsonAcum 2 luni
  • There is so much saltiness I'm like eating a salty nacho chip lol

    burlymite54656 marvel galburlymite54656 marvel galAcum 2 luni
  • I'd love to see a video on Suleiman the Magnificent and the Sultanate of Women

    EverythingMadsEverythingMadsAcum 2 luni
  • Errrrr..... Still better love stories than...

    Derek BroestlerDerek BroestlerAcum 2 luni
  • As soon as I saw a couple of Chinese heads floating around I *knew* Yang Guifei was gonna show up. Truly the most epic of romance trainwrecks in Chinese history. edit: and then the words "Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette" were spoken, and I went, "Oh. Oh *no*. Not those poor bastards. :("

    RobinRobinAcum 2 luni
  • *runing*...... bwahahaha....

    Guy AumanGuy AumanAcum 2 luni
  • yey french revolution and ouch dumb ancestors focusing of that king's pp size....

    not herenot hereAcum 2 luni
  • I've been thinking about this raw Marie Antoinette quote, and this seems like a good place to put it. "I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long."

    M. The BugM. The BugAcum 2 luni
  • Greek here 😁😁😁😁

    Maria ZachMaria ZachAcum 2 luni
  • *“Bro we’re not mad that you’re gay, we’re mad that you’re a bottom”*

    my_universemy_universeAcum 2 luni
  • Is it just me or does Marie Antoinette seem shockingly chill with Louis not having kids with her?

    ScribeSorcererScribeSorcererAcum 2 luni
  • Will you make a video about Diarmud

    Spatha25Spatha25Acum 2 luni
  • This channel needs to be suggested as a teaching aid for every kid with ADHD. This would have saved my life as a kid. 🔥

    SoundOfPsylenceSoundOfPsylenceAcum 2 luni
  • Waht about The Chinese Simperor and his concubine Daji? It even got an anime...

    Bożydar GrabowskiBożydar GrabowskiAcum 2 luni
  • Wait are both red and blue ace? Awesome! If not still love them both, I’m just a sucker for ace solidarity.

    Alex ThomerAlex ThomerAcum 2 luni
  • The 69 jokes get me every time.

    ItsIsabelItsIsabelAcum 2 luni
  • Oh my gods- a Sappho video?! 😍

    Sophie NicolSophie NicolAcum 2 luni
  • 10:41 it looks like even Marie is rolling her eyes at them at this point "People still hated Marie Antoinette more" Marie: "figures" 🙄

    Andii NeushulAndii NeushulAcum 2 luni
  • I noticed that blue used B.C

    NFNIght29NFNIght29Acum 2 luni
  • Can you make a video on lgbtq+ representation in history?

    Anna PolettoAnna PolettoAcum 2 luni
  • Blue about Sappho: so, ya girl is getting scheduled to a future History Makers video Me: *excited lesbian noises*

    HikariTheGardevoirHikariTheGardevoirAcum 2 luni
  • IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SAPPHO VIDEOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSS, also a suggestion, Is it cool to do Julie D'aubigny? I find her INCREDIBLY intriguing for a story and video! anyways LOVE UR VIDEOS!!!

    Anujin GanzorigAnujin GanzorigAcum 2 luni
  • I thought of “ A hole is a hole , except mine “

    Mau 606Mau 606Acum 2 luni
  • Do I watch too many of these that I found that Caesar joke funny, or that I even understood it? Possibly.

    KayKayAcum 2 luni
  • I need to remember that ceasar line at 9:36 had me laughing for a good minute there.

    mbos14mbos14Acum 2 luni
  • "In rome being a man of great manliness could be demonstrated by doing the sex." is now in my list of top 10 greatest blue lines ever

    Eric HayesEric HayesAcum 2 luni
  • My favorite phrase to say is: “oh dear suffering Sappho”

    AUroraMoon _Draws16AUroraMoon _Draws16Acum 2 luni
  • 8:54 - Same, except i spend every night on the couch having anxiety

    Persephone D'AndreaPersephone D'AndreaAcum 2 luni
  • "Do the sex" needs to be on a Shirt, Hoodie and that written in cursive across the back of a pair of track pants

    SleepyDoodleSleepyDoodleAcum 2 luni
  • WAIT SO CLEO PEGGED JULIUS?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING!!!

    Chris P BaconChris P BaconAcum 2 luni
  • Julius Caesar: Spent a life banging himself into and out of problems. Are we sure he wasn't a D&D bard?

    First LastFirst LastAcum 2 luni
  • "It was fine to be gay, but only if you were the top" Me, Building a time machine to go back to Rome: "FUCK"

    Brooke Fieschi-RoseBrooke Fieschi-RoseAcum 2 luni
  • blue has four fingers yall

    yeet :0yeet :0Acum 2 luni
  • My birthday was on Valentine’s Day! I love sharing a birthday with the date of a Saint’s Execution!

    Wing Dings_17Wing Dings_17Acum 2 luni
  • i thought valentine's day was a lie and the origin wasnt real

    some namesome nameAcum 2 luni
  • "No Homo, but Caesar kinda cute''-Mark probably

    Cerridian EmpireCerridian EmpireAcum 2 luni
  • "By their powers combined, they are: miserable" Blue you missed out on a perfect opportunity to call them "Les Misérables"

    EmilyEmilyAcum 2 luni
  • I very much appreciate the rant on the vapid sex crazed obsession people have with historical figures

    Atiqah DiyanaAtiqah DiyanaAcum 2 luni
  • Caesar is a power bottom confirmed

    Eileen YuEileen YuAcum 2 luni
  • It is a miracle we are still alive and the top race of this planet is beyond me

    Amy SpearrittAmy SpearrittAcum 2 luni
  • "Why can't you just let this library ace live his life?" Me (an ace person): ...Oh shit.

    DisneyFanatic2364DisneyFanatic2364Acum 2 luni
  • Blue, I did a little research and I think Valentine’s Day was actually named after Saint Valentine, patron saint of Terni, epilepsy and beekeepers who has been associated with the tradition of courtly love.

    Nellene UlmerNellene UlmerAcum 2 luni
  • Ok so I'm a week late to this but I GREATLY appreciate that Parthia joke at the end of Caesar's segment. Also eat your heart out Trajan PAX PARTHICA

    KingDracoXKingDracoXAcum 2 luni
  • What about Alexander the Great?

    bon jourbon jourAcum 3 luni
    • @Sir Jaojao everyone

      bon jourbon jourAcum 2 luni
    • Roxana, or Hephaestion, or Bagoas, or Stateira, or Parysatis, or his harem?

      Sir JaojaoSir JaojaoAcum 2 luni
  • "Oh that's so dumb... but not untrue." I request that be in the next channel trailer.

    The AlbinocornThe AlbinocornAcum 3 luni
  • Man, I thought this video was going to literally be about “best” (GOOD) couples throughout history....but no, it’s just listing the worst of the worst!

    Jinhunter SlayJinhunter SlayAcum 3 luni
  • The love story of Don Pedro de Portugal and Dona Inês is one better told at Halloween but look for it, I think you will enjoy it

    LadyNikitaSharkLadyNikitaSharkAcum 3 luni
  • I ship Zenobia + Aurelian Yea that would be a GREEEAT relationship

    Georgie LinscottGeorgie LinscottAcum 3 luni
    • IIRC she did marry a senator in the end though

      Sir JaojaoSir JaojaoAcum 2 luni
    • Lol

      Sir JaojaoSir JaojaoAcum 2 luni
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